Funny Phrses (English)جمل إنجليزية مضحكة;)

 

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاتهـ
هاي جايز اليوم جايبة جمل مضحكة بالإنجليزية أنا مختارتهم لأنو بعض الجمل مو محترمة و فيها إهانة بالمناسبة هذا أول موضوع ليا بهالقسم [لا يمكنك مشاهدة الرابط يجب عليك التسجيل اولا. ] المهم ما أطول عليكم الجمل هي هذا أتمنى تعجبكم [لا يمكنك مشاهدة الرابط يجب عليك التسجيل اولا. ]

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not the only thing, it's everything.
"Your future depends on your dreams", So go to sleep.
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
The more you learn, the more you know,the more you know, the more you forget the more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.
I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!
Everything is [لا يمكنك مشاهدة الرابط يجب عليك التسجيل اولا. ]as long as it is happening to somebody else
Smile, tomorrow will be worse
When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets
Y</B>ou tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
W</B>hen a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is
'Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa
'You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
'Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

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