Be Romantic Please

 

[align=left]It's hard to be yourself and be romantic at the same time!!.

Like, if a girl asks you what's your favorite fruit
You have to say cherries. or strawberries...or something even smaller and less tasteful...you can never say (borto2an besorra) for example. why the hell is that
Why can't I be romantic and like water melon for a change?. Making slurping sounds while eating, and spitting the seeds and all.

You also can't be romantic and choose things like (roz bellaban bel ice cream well mekasarat) as your favorite dessert!!
Just imagine it. you are out with a girl. You are sitting in a restaurant. you just finished your meals, and you ask her:
You: Sweetie, what would you like for dessert? Ana nefsy adrab wa7ed sakalans men 3and Abo Ramy!!.

Nah... wrong answer.

The right answer will be the damn Blueberry cake...there is something mystical about the blueberry cake. cause you don't know what blueberry means, and it tastes like crap anyway, but they still order it .

(If you are a blueberry cake fan, then I have to say that el Sakalans consists of: 7alawa te7eeneya, eshta, merraba and 3asal, you can add anything you want to it on one condition, that, it has to have more than 100 calories per gram).

Another thing that could ruin a romantic evening is calling el kheyar el mekhalel Torshi...eww..its called pickles you disgusting boy.
( If you are a Torshi fan then I have to say that eww means ya333).

Also all the waiters are called (law sama7t or men fadlak and sometimes ba3d eznak) there are no waiters called (Ya kotsh , Ya 3'aly , Khod ya bashmohandes or bsss bsss)..no no.

So below 2 lists of romantic stuff and not so romantic stuff.


Romantic stuff:............................. Not So Romantic Stuff:
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1 - Coffee with hazel nut..................1-Yansoun
2 - Espresso..................................2-Ahwa 3al ree7a
3 - Frappe Vanilla ...........................3-Zabady Khalat
4 - Oreo shake .............................4-Borio bel ice cream fe 3elbet koshary men 3and el 3a2elat
5 - Raspberry juice ........................ 5-3ennab
6 - Parmesan Cheese ......................6- Gebna falamank
7 - Sauce/Gravy ............................7- Dem3a
8 - Tomato soup ............................8- Shorbet Kaware3
9 - Kiwi .......................................9- Shammam
10-Ravioli ...................................10-Makarona Forn
11-Sushi ....................................11-Fattet shawerma
12-The revolving Restaurant..............12- Zizo natana
13- Thank you/merci........................13-Toshkar ya 3'aly
14- Tea with flavor ...........................14-shaaay fe kobaya 2zaz[/align]